搞笑的英文对话聊天记录（搞笑的对话英语翻译）

英语搞笑的对话

英语笑话（一）

老师在黑板上写了一句：Time

is

money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”

小明上英文课时跟老师说：May

I

go

to

the

toilet?

老师说：Go

ahead.

小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May

I

go

to

the

toilet?

老师说：Go

ahead.

小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？

小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！

急需大家帮忙，求一个双人英语搞笑对话先谢谢了

A Conversation Between two pigs

One day ,a pig named Jack was talking with his father John :Jack:Dad!John:What the matter?Jack:Dad,there is a question for you.John:Speak!Jack:If there are two banknotes first is10 doller,second is 5 doller.Which one should you take?John:The first one of course.Jack:You are so fool!Why don't you take both of them! 前台小姐：“you have what thing?” 你有什么事老外：“can you speak english?” 你能说英语吗前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”如果我没在说英语，那我在说什么？ 老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”有没有其他人会说前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”你自己看看，所有的人都在玩，没有人有时间，你可以等，你等，你不等，随你。老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”上帝，这有人会说英语吗前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”叫什么叫，安静一点，你在这里有什么事老外：“i want to speak to your head.”我想要跟你的上司讲。前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”头不在，你明天来。其实这里前台小姐讲的是中文式英语，不翻译也知道啦～好笑不

跪求一篇简短的两人搞笑英文对话

一、Customer： Give me a hot dog.Waiter： With pleasure.Customer： No, with mustard.顾客：来个热狗。侍者：很高兴。顾客：不要，加上芥末。（注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思。这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了。怪不得他说不要pleasure,要芥末呢。）二、Teacher： Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4？Student： At once！老师：全班同学听着，不管我问什么，你们都要马上回答。6+4等于几？学生：马上。

来个搞笑的英语对话，一分钟左右就行，谢谢各位大神

Jack：Tom，who do you think the man with a yellow straw hat on the stool in front of the palm trees？ Tom：I guess he must be a fortune teller. Jack：Are you sure? Tom：Yes,without a doubt. You see he is looking forward to talking to someone. Jack：Maybe you are right. But Tom, can you read the palm? Tom：Yes, I have read a lot of books about reading the palm.May I read your palm? Jack: Yes,I’d love to. But I want to make fun of him.It is very funny.